"Yeah, I planned to get killed, come back as a vampire, and bite you."
This picture is telling me that Squidward fucked a burger.
Monty Python → Spanish Inquisition (x)
You’ll have to say the bit about “our chief weapons are …”
This has over a thousand notes I dont why but it does
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
Helena Bonham Carter (via qoldlush)
this is really powerful. wow.
I dont understand why, for a girl to be considered badass and strong in movies and books, she has to be tomboyish, not wear makeup and not like girly things?
Girls should be allowed to put on lipstick and flowery dresses then conquer the world by crushing the necks of their enemies under their 6 inch heels
Y’all need Buffy.